Margaret: That's so unlike you. You don't like outdoors.
Frank: Thar's ridiculous! I love outdoors! Anytime I'm not indoors that's where you find me!
This is Frank Burns, one of our best surgeons. A real killer.
This is the best thing that ever happened to me since I did my first strangulated hernia.
This is captain Pak, R.O.K, this is lieutenant Mulcahy, G.O.D.
Frank, you've been pushing your stethoscope too far in your ears. I think it scratched your brain.
Klinger, it's my considered opinion that no one is going to believe you are pregnant
I've got two kids of my own. I'm a former child myself.
Frank, it's after six, you can stop being snotty!
Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war and rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.