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A Hard Days Help!

Welcome to my Beatley Site!

George and his son Dhani Harrison

Well, here is my little hole in the internet! It may become a crater later, but for now it remains a hole : ). You probably know what this website is about (hence the pictures and title) but for those of you who have not had your coffee yet, or have had TOO much coffee, this is a *drum roll* Beatles site!
Awww yes the Beatles. Those four happy, go-lucky guys from Liverpool who burst onto the American scene in February of 1964 with their nation wide appearence on the VERY popular Ed Sullivan Show! Speaking of Mr. Sullivan I think he would like to open up this website to the unsuspecting world!
Ed Sullivan: "Uhhh yes, thank you young person. Well without further ado, ladies and gentlemen THE BEATLES!"

*lots of screaming fan noises!*


Defenders Of The Beatles: D.O.B.


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A funny little mind bender:
One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came and killed the two dead boys
If you do not believe that this lie is true
Ask the blind man for he saw it to.

Word's of Wisdom...
1.) "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried."
2.) Don't put off until tomorrow what you can avoid doing altogether.
3.) If you love something let it go and if it doesn't come back, chase it down and kill it.
4.) Be true to your school...but get out of it as fast as you can.
5.) Highways make America fat.
6.) If it wasn't for the Spanish, the phrase "!Ay Caramba!" would be a waste.

Randomness and Injokes
1.) Winged tubbies frollic near the power steering.
2.) We don't eat to live in this country, we live to eat.
3.) A sausage-orbiting monkey matrix
4.) Puffa-puffa rice
5.) Po-tay-toe. "You've got a lovely bunch of po-tay-toes this morning." "How are your po-tay-toes?"
6.) Hmmm, the ozone layer or cheese in a spray can. Don't make me choose!
7.) Sorry but I gotta go. Time flies when your sick and psycotic.
8.) And Moses parted the Mr. E's and there before him stood a clean path to the euphonium display!
9.) E.G.G.
10.) Spongecake! *dun dun dun*
11.) Thanksgiving-In-A-Can
12.) Riot!! *watches Eric bolt past in the direction of torches and angry villagers*
13.) Look, I'm walking!
14.) Oooo a pole!
15.) -ish, -ness
16.) Mmmm chestnuts *drool*
17.) *mangle, mangle* *arm*
18.) Shine your horn or we take away your monkey!
19.) Shine your monkey or we take away your horn!
20.) I eat pastry!
21.) LIPS!!
22.) Politically correct:
23.) "Let's get back to my appendix..."
  1.) Name the causes of the Civil War.
             ans: Earl and Dexter
25.) -Announcements: "And who can forget the words of wisdom General McArthur's mother once told him that he remembered the rest of his life..."
      -Me: "Don't pick at it!"
26.) Jeremy! Put down the crustacean!
27.) "It's either the swimsuit or it's me!" -Heather
28.) Answer or I'll stab you with a fork.
29.) Smell my book...

This Site Is Now:



<above> Dhani Harrison (George and Olivia Harrison's son) and Paul McCartney at the "Concert For George"- November 29, 2002, Royal Albert Hall, London England.
A Harrison and McCartney take stage together once again...

"Life is very short and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend..."


Harri and Nez (below)! A couple of my two favorite people. Awww I love seeing pictures of Beatles and Monkees conversing.


Now here is a nice picture of one of their happy, smiling, joyous moments...ahem...ummm...well you try to smile after your picture has been taken 10 billion times!


Wahaha this is what happens to you if you don't view my entire site, I'll sick George on you! Huzzah! George to the rescue! Defending websites through out the world!


Please look at the top!: New M*A*S*H page- in the works. I moved all of the cliques to their own page, up top. "Bizarre AIM Convos". There are now new sections of pictures on the "Poster Page" under "Early Beatles". There's a few new little sub-sections down at the bottom left-hand side of my website (right before you get to the banners at the bottom). They are my "Randomness and Injokes" and "Words of Wisdom".

"Only the good die young!"
John Lennon 1940-1980
George Harrison 1943-2001



Here is what John has to say about 'A Hard Days Help!':
"As far as I'm conceived this correction of short writty is the most wonderfoul larf I've ever ready."- John Lennon
There you have it folks, we are official! (kind of a scary thought isn't it :)


Of my loyal minions have visited this page since...umm...however long people have been visiting.

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This is a view taken from Mt. Washington looking down at Downtown Pittsburgh and Fort Duquesne or Point State Park. To the left is the Allegheney River and to the right is the Monongahela River and they are coming together to form the Ohio River.


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This is my friend/fellow euphonium player's band! (Hey guys, remember me when your famous! :-)

My friend's band- "Pip". Check it out! And if your a drummer looking for a band give them a holler!





"Winged tubbies frollic near the power steering!"

"Curse you! Why did you ever show me It's sucking away my soul!"




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