Randomness and Injokes
1.) Winged tubbies frollic near the power steering.
2.) We don't eat to live in this country, we live to eat.
3.) A sausage-orbiting monkey matrix
4.) Puffa-puffa rice
5.) Po-tay-toe. "You've got a lovely bunch of po-tay-toes this morning." "How are your po-tay-toes?"
6.) Hmmm, the ozone layer or cheese in a spray can. Don't make me choose!
7.) Sorry but I gotta go. Time flies when your sick and psycotic.
8.) And Moses parted the Mr. E's and there before him stood a clean path to the euphonium display!
10.) Spongecake! *dun dun dun*
12.) Riot!! *watches Eric bolt past in the direction of torches and angry villagers*
13.) Look, I'm walking!
14.) Oooo a pole!
15.) -ish, -ness
16.) Mmmm chestnuts *drool*
17.) *mangle, mangle* *arm*
18.) Shine your horn or we take away your monkey!
19.) Shine your monkey or we take away your horn!
20.) I eat pastry!
22.) Politically correct:
23.) "Let's get back to my appendix..."
24.) DISCUSSION QUESTIONS
1.) Name the causes of the Civil War.
ans: Earl and Dexter
25.) -Announcements: "And who can forget the words of wisdom General McArthur's mother once told him that he remembered the rest of his life..."
-Me: "Don't pick at it!"
26.) Jeremy! Put down the crustacean!
27.) "It's either the swimsuit or it's me!" -Heather
28.) Answer or I'll stab you with a fork.
29.) Smell my book...